Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn’t hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink.
When you eat something really delicious for the first time:
When you see that someone made cookies

Normal people:

Me:

More Laughs Here
When your friend takes your phone and threatens to text your crush
When you ask your parents for money:

Expectations: 

Reality:

More Laughs Here
When you’re looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird shit like
Calling your mom back after 50 missed calls
That awkward moment when you think you know someone:
When you make an epic joke and everyone starts laughing and you sit there with so much power.
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Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today. It didn’t hurt. Thank God it was a soft drink.
When you eat something really delicious for the first time:
When you see that someone made cookies

Normal people:

Me:

More Laughs Here
When your friend takes your phone and threatens to text your crush
When you ask your parents for money:

Expectations: 

Reality:

More Laughs Here
When you’re looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird shit like
Calling your mom back after 50 missed calls
That awkward moment when you think you know someone:
When you make an epic joke and everyone starts laughing and you sit there with so much power.